Why Is Anyone Listening to Levi Johnston?

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Bristol Palin made the mistake of her mother’s life when she decided to sleep with dirtbag Levi Johnston.  After months of digging for dirt and trying to destroy Sarah Palin, liberals finally tapped into a source.  Now they must make him appear credible.

Levi Johnson’s only real claim to fame was impregnating Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol.  That is his sole asset as he launches his life and tries to find a career.  The 19 year old former high school hockey-jock has stars in his eyes and is trying to “go Hollywood”.  Hollywood loves a bad boy and one who is already known by the public is even better.  So young Levi decides to get noticed.  What better way to get his face in front of the camera than to start talking smack about his one-time would-be mother-in-law.

Let’s face it, Johnston is a jilted boyfriend from a backwoods state, who dreams of breaking out and making a name for himself.  I imagine him sitting in his Alaskan apartment in the glow of the midnight sun sulking about his condition.  Certainly he is quite aware that every liberal in America wants Sarah Palin’s head on a pike, when suddenly he realizes that this very fact could be his ticket out of his one-horse town.  So he makes a contact or two and the next thing ya know his mug is showing up on CNN, MSNBC, the Today show, ect. spouting his “inside information” on Sarah Palin.

BUT, this guy is simply not credible.  However, this is not a concern for the press, they treat him like an expert on the Palin family.  Every 19 year old boy who’s been dumped wants to strike back at his girlfriend.  The big difference here is that Bristol’s Mom happens to be a high profile target.  So he goes for it.  Revenge must feel so sweet.  Now he’s living his 15-minutes of fame with unmasked excitement.

It disgusts me that this kid gets any attention.  But why am I shocked?  Eighteen trumped up ethics charges didn’t work.  Palin’s sudden jump from the governorship has liberals worried; where might she turn up next.  They have to make certain they score a devastating blow before she can do them any harm.  Levi is the perfect patsy, why not exploit him.

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    • Jonathan Simeone
    • July 13th, 2009

    As a progressive I must agree–the liberal media’s treatment of Sarah Palin and her family has been terrible. It really angers me when people who otherwise stand for women’s rights and rally against sexism condone those offenses when they are targeted at someone whose politics they disagree with. I do not agree with much of what Sarah Palin stands for, but she and her family deserve a much better shake than they have been given.

    • Jonathan, Thanks for the comments. I welcome diverse opinions & hypocrisy from either party annoys the crap out of me.

    • Godless American
    • July 13th, 2009

    Because he’s just as entertaining as the rest of the messed up reality show that surrounds Sarah Palin. It’s funny!

  1. Fair enough, but keep in mind, much of the circus is fabricated by her left-wing attackers.

    • reedkeys
    • July 17th, 2009

    Typical of the left wing. They create a non-existent fury around someone they disagree with, then marginalize her by calling it a circus. Gotta admit, they’re good at it.

    • Godless American
    • July 17th, 2009

    What is it that’s fabricated? The woman’s a train wreck that went from being a mayor of Wasilla to a VP nominee a little too fast; what is funny is that she doesn’t even understand how ill-equipped and incapable she is on the national level. What’s funny is that people out there still respect her for any reason at all.

    • TxWeb
    • November 17th, 2009

    @Godless American – What’s funny is the people who whine about “inexperience” and yet voted for the inexperience and inept fool currently occupying the White House. Can you say irony? Sure I knew you could.

    As for Levi, yea he’s a tool and enjoying his “fame” while he can. I’m sure all his actions will really help in his supposed custody battle. Levi, tell us how that Playgirl photoshoot works out in court for you. LOL!

    • Bob
    • November 21st, 2009

    Gosh He makes me made! He probably only married to the Palins to get a celebrity status. Oh, and don’t get me stared on him getting his now ex-wife pregnant and at what age 19?!? Seriously if he would become a household name/ Icon/ Celebrity what kind of influence would he have on children or teens; posing for playgirl probably not a good one. Trust me the last thing we need is another cocky crazy celeb!

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